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Two comedians. One hour. Neither of us is from Luxembourg, but here we are.
Marco, from Italy, spent time in Scandinavia and came back emotionally refrigerated. He talks about AI taking your job, the quiet humiliation of cleaning an apartment alone, comic books he’s too old to defend, and a cat who’s done more damage than his actual bad habits.
Delia, from China, has lived in Italy long enough to know every country is weird in its own special way. She talks about family expectations, daily culture-shock concussions, and a forensic takedown of dog owners, you people who wanted unconditional love without the risk of a breakup.
We have nothing in common. Except anxiety, questionable life choices, and good enough material for one hour.
English only. Explicit language. Don’t Google us—come see us before there’s anything to find!Two comedians from Italy and China share humorous stories about anxiety and life choices in a one-hour English stand-up show.